one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
(via clairesawyer)
- tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
- tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
- tyra banks: and they're all of me
- tyra banks: lol
- News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
- News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: Man throws intestines at police
- Britain: wat
- News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
- News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
- Britain: Shit Canada.
- America: You fucked up.
- person: i use internet explorer
- me: oh no
- me: no
- me: no stop
- me: stop before you get hurt
- me: oh my god
- me: this is serious
